procrapstination \prə-ˈkrap-stə-nā-shən\ :
the random crap you do while you avoid engaging in necessary and pertinent work
techsnique \tek-ˈsnēk\ :
one who skirts around the etiquette of a set technique or practice.
caringe \ˈkär-rinj\ :
the self-loathing grimace made after binging on junk food while commuting.
belliterent \bə-li-t(ə-)-rənt\ :
when one speaks in alliteration while belligerent.
blurtation \ˈblərt-tā-shən\ :
making impulsive commentary while flirting, generally caused by nerves.
perection \ˈpər-ˈrek-shən\ :
the act of thinking about or producing the perfect... well, you know.
electrisist \i-lek-tri-sist\ :
a ventriloquist that lights up the stage.
sunstance abuse \ˈsən-stən(t)s\ \ə-ˈbyüs\ :
the psycho-physiological dependence on vertical tanning booths.
crabble \ˈkra-bəl\ :
excessive babble pertaining to craft-like activities.
skimple \ˈskim-pəl\ :
a small raised bump of skin that resembles a pimple but is not.
