Tuesday, July 5, 2011

total... ...randomness

anatis ocellata...
...we breed em big on the south shore.  seriously.  this ladybird is the size of a chickpea.  i happily placed this gargantuan beetle in the middle of my garden today.

 go on with your bad ass aphid eatin self! 
  
keeping in check with my running documentation of my child exhibiting dog-like behavior...
... we leave the vet the other day and hattie takes her habitual sharp left turn to relieve herself on the small patch of grass.  delilah takes one look at this, says "lilah, too." and darts over to the grass and squats down.  but not only does she squat she adds in an audible "pssssss" sound effect. 


fyi...
...if you decide to take up panhandling i have a tip for you.  apparently it pays to admit that you are unfortunate looking.  or at least it's working for the guy in brighton carrying a sign that states, "broke and ugly.  any change will do."  in the minute and a half i was stopped at the light this guy collected change from no less than seven vehicles.  they may have all been pennies.  but that crap adds up!

and finally
a night out on the town...
...would not be complete without my quintessential abrasion.  i am cursed with the inevitability of some form of road rash, bruise, or enormous scrape.  i'm blaming it on the whiskey.  and possibly instability.

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