i have a special gift. a talent if you will. however, said talent has no net worth. sadly, it will not make me the millions i need to retire at the ripe age of 35. but if you are channel surfing your trillion and ten channels and you can't find anything to watch... give me a call. out of the kindness in my heart i will steer you in the right direction. because i have a knack for discovering the most intriguing titles. my most recent programming discoveries include gems such as...
"ticked off trannies with knives"
"life is hot in cracktown"
"perkier boobs"
"brazilian butts"
&
"chop like a ninja"
i am slightly disappointed i missed the latter while watching brazilian butts because i would like to know how to chop like a ninja. now that's a talent that i could put to good use.
hii-yahh!
(i have a feeling that ninjas are silent. see... i'm already doing it wrong. damn brazilian butts.)
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