tonight i will fashion a saran wrap overcoat for myself and go barefoot like a hippie.
i know my naughty self will think tropical storm night swimming is a fantastic idea.
so, i'm wondering... if i use enough saran wrap, will it double as a floatation device?
because after several pints of billy's punch duke it out with my liver...
extra floatation will be mandatory.
EDIT: and i failed to mention how the foreseeable ingestion of espresso martinis will play a role.
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