i "like" to be amused

i'm highly amused by what people "like" on facebook.  from the mundane (chapstick) to the imperative (breathing).  i find it intriguing how these categories are highlighted when, after submitting a status update which includes the name jesus, a data sort is set in motion and the right sidebar informs me which of my friends "like" the bible.

my current favorites in the random "like" category include...

"the extremely awkward moment when an ugly person calls themselves ugly"
"i'm in an open relationship with alcohol, it fucks me regularly"
"getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact that you'll never see again"
"typing in gibberish because you're a goat and have no hands"

and therefore the award goes to...  joe.  these are all topics he "likes."  where the hell does he find this crap?  (this is a rhetorical question. i don't really want to know.  i could potentially get lost there.)

something else that highly amuses me:

the random crap we find on our classroom floor.

the children have left the room for lunch recess...

...you find random meat products on the floor.

the children have left the carpet after a group meeting...

...you ponder the one sock left behind.

the children have left the table after a reading group...

...you cringe at the used band aid under the table.

the children have left the cubby area in a whirlwind as they depart for dismissal...

...you return to the cubby area to find a hairnet on the floor.

i'm totally amused, yet totally baffled by the latter.  as far as i know, i do not currently have a lunch lady on my class roster.

the writer of this blog has left the table...

...you view this entry as the steaming pile of procrapstination that it is.

there's always room for neologism.
it's just like dessert.