Thursday, September 15, 2011

pillow talk

i've been noticing this freaky phenomenon going on in my bed. 

when i go to sleep at night my pillow is sharply dressed.  the case is neat and tidy, the corners are perfectly aligned.  when i wake up in the morning it looks like a bum dressed in a linen suit during an august heat wave.  the seams are running down the middle and the pillow is spilling out of the side like it's attempting to abort a mission.

i'm seriously baffled by this.  i know i'm a pillow flipper.  i generally flip for the cool side at least once before i fall asleep.  but what the hell am i doing to my poor pillow in the night?  impromptu wrestling?

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