what in carnation?

current proof that delilah was a performance artist in her former life:  

• she has been found doing "the robot" in the driveway.  

• she has a penchant for wearing a pair of white gloves in a mime-like manner.

• she has perfected the art of the soap opera cry at age two.

• she is, at this moment, standing in her crib with an imaginary microphone in hand, waving to her fans while saying, "thank you!  thank you!"